Did Sadaam Have High Definition Programming

So much is still unclear regarding Sadaam Husseins personal habits and one question that still remains unanswered, is whether or not he had High definition satellite TV programming in any or all of his palaces. Two theories have surfaced on this issue and neither one of them can give a conclusive answer to this baffling question.

One theory has it that if Sadaam had virtually anything that a man could possibly want in his palaces, then he surly must have had high definition programming from DirecTV. He did have a sold gold toilet in one of his party pads, so why wouldnt he also have high definition programming that he could watch while he sat on his gold potty.

Its just common logic. Then there is the other theory which puts forth the notion that he didnt have high definition satellite TV programming. The reasoning behind this is that if he did have high definition programming from Dish Network, he would not have had the time or the inclination to do all the rotten stuff that he did while he was head honcho of Iraq.

He would have been to busy watching all the great high definition programming on a big screen TV, in a stadium sized living room in one of his giant fortresses. One fact is known for sure and that is that he didnt have high definition TV in the cave he was found in. It would have been easy for him to get it there, because DirecTV does free installation in up to four rooms in your home.

His cave had only one room and DirecTV would have charged him nothing for the installation. He also could have gotten a free satellite TV system in it too, just like all of DirecTV new members. Maybe there is something to be learned from all of this and that is that if you are thinking of buying a solid gold toilet for your home or business, maybe you should consider getting high definition satellite programming from Dish Network first.

Maybe Sadaam just had his priorities all mixed up. He would have had his choice of the top of the line Hughes receiver that DirecTV carries exclusively .They would have had a heck of a time getting him to come out of that hole, if he was watching one of the twenty-five sports channels that DirecTV provides for its viewing family members. He would probably still be down there watching it to this very day. Hughes receivers are loaded with features, like instant replay in slow motion and easy programming search that will find the program or movie you are looking for, by simply entering it into the search function by the name of the movie, or the name of an actor in it. Maybe if Sadaam had the parental control function that is on Hughes receivers, his sons might have turned out to be nicer kids. None of it makes any sense, because DirecTV makes it so easy to start watching great high definition programming.


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